5 Reasons Why I Hate Facebook

I remember becoming a Facebook addict. I would stay up late at night IMing people and creeping on everyone's page, but I transitioned to Twitter and started to realize how annoying Facebook has become. Here are my top 5 reasons why I can hardly stand Facebook anymore.

#5: You can "poke" people on Facebook. I realize that you have been able to do that since Facebook was first launched, but it's creepy as hell. I'm sorry. . . but I don't want to be poked by strange old men who have nothing better to do than creep my Facebook page.

#4: People think that it's okay to put all of their business on Facebook. I've read statuses like "OMG, I like her soooo much," "Texting him <333," and "I finally have a boyfriend!!" I can assure you that NOBODY cares. They also think it's okay to update their statuses every 3 minutes. This is NOT Twitter. If you're going to do that, just create a Twitter account and tweet your little heart out.

#3: Facebook is just one big ego boost. People google Marilyn Monroe quotes and Lil Wayne lyrics and post them because they know a lot of people will "like" them. Does 30 "likes" on a status that says "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" make you feel good about yourself? Oh it does. . . ? Goooood.

#2: I get Farmville request out the ass. As well as requests to be fans of all kinds of terrible, talentless rappers. No I will NOT be your neighbor on Farmville. No I will NOT become a fan of your whack music. You know what I will do though? I'll block you.

#1: Last, and certainly ont least. . . Facebook has been turned into an annoying place that ghetto people have ruined. For one, people edit their pictures. . . and I'm not talking about the subtle teeth whitening or blemish fix. . . I'm talking about adding text and turning their pictures purple for no reason. They replace g's with q's and e's with 3's. Fake Facebook names? Middle names imparticular? That's NOT attractive. . . and I promise you that you are not "Da Baddest" or "Jesse Minaj" Take your ass back to MySpace.